{"product_id":"beercup-mortar","title":"Beercup Mortar™ — Bottle Launcher","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStop twisting. Start launching.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Beercup Mortar is a tabletop cannon that opens your beer and fires the cap clean across the yard. Drop the bottle into the cradle, pull the lever, and the cap goes airborne with a crack everyone at the table turns around for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍺 \u003cstrong\u003eOpens any crown-cap bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e — one smooth pull, no twisting, no wrist, no bottle opener hunt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚀 \u003cstrong\u003eLaunches the cap 15+ feet\u003c\/strong\u003e — adjustable tripod lets you aim it wherever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔩 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to live outside\u003c\/strong\u003e — rugged army-green body, weighted base, folding metal legs that grip the table\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong\u003eSets up in seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e — no batteries, no assembly, no maintenance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eThe gift that gets talked about\u003c\/strong\u003e — birthdays, Father's Day, groomsmen, housewarmings, white elephant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy people keep it on the counter:\u003c\/strong\u003e most gag gifts get used once. This one comes out every single time someone opens a beer — at the barbecue, on the deck, at the tailgate, in the man cave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e all standard crown-cap beer and soda bottles. Not for twist-offs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box:\u003c\/strong\u003e Beercup Mortar barrel, tripod legs, weighted base plate, quick-start card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlways aim away from people, pets, windows and glassware before firing. Adult use only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beercup Mortar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45764407918678,"sku":"BCM-001","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/8067\/3110\/files\/hf_20260915_022449_ab301a08-8448-4d0c-9335-32d7b1af63bf.png?v=1789439141","url":"https:\/\/beercupmortar.us\/products\/beercup-mortar","provider":"Beercup Mortar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}